- Harry: This is like Heaven for me.. Look at all these single ladies
- Louis: Harry! You promise me, It was going to be about me this time!
- Paul: Harry, Stop staring at the lady!
- Liam: Oh my god! OH MY EFFIN GOD! Can we please go on the toy story rides, paul!?! CAN WE?!
- Paul: Yes Liam..
- Niall: I am hungry
- Paul: Heres 20 bucks, go buy a pretzel
- Niall: I might need more..
- Paul: Why?
- Niall: A pretzel isnt going to be enough
- Paul: FINE! Heres 20 more dollars
- Zayn: Is there any rides that involves alot of mirrors and no height...?
- Liam: No..
- Zayn: Oh.. I guess I will just stand here and try to get a few twitters to DM later
- Paul: Oh no your not! Your going to go with me to where liam wants to go too.
- Harry: Hey suga momma, You busy tonight?
- 40 year old woman: Are you talking to me?
- Harry: Yes baby.
- 40 year old woman: Well I can cancel my plans at Bingo tonight-
- Paul: HARRY!
- Louis: I am mad at harry, paul!
- Paul: Louis not here!
- Liam: PAUL! I wanna go on the ride nowww
- Niall: I am back with the food
- Zayn: Can I have some?
- Niall: Back off my food bradford boi before I bite your hand off
- Paul: Dear lord.. What did I get myself into?
- THIS!
Paul and One direction at Disney Land
A normal day for Paul.
- Paul: Right boys, we have a lot of work to toda- where's Louis?
- Harry: I don't know, he was meant to be showing me a good time but..
- Paul: Where's Zayn?
- Niall: Paul, when's lunch?
- Paul: He was meant to be showing to what?
- Niall: PAUL I'M HUNGARY!
- Paul: Niall you've just had 34567 pancakes!
- Niall: AND WHAT?!
- Paul: God's sake, where's Liam?
- *in the background*
- Liam: Hi guys! *waves to computer screen*
- Paul: Liam, get off the computer.
- Louis: I'VE ARRIVED.
- Paul: Good, where's Zayn?
- Niall: *mouth full of chicken* probably DM'ing some bitches
- Paul: HARRY STOP BITING LOUIS
- Paul: NIALL WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT CHICKEN FROM?
- Niall: I dunno, I found it
- Liam: tehehehe, I love you guys!
- Paul: LIAM, OFF THE COMPUTER
- Liam: NO!
- Zayn: Paul, did you steal my mirror?
- Paul: Why would I steal your mirr- HARRY PUT YOUR TROUSERS BACK ON.
- Harry: But, I just feel so freeeeeee
- Zayn: SOMEONE'S STOLEN MY MIRROR
- Liam: All I need is you guys and cookies and milk.. hey who ate my cookies
- Niall: SORRY LIAM.
- Harry: Louis have you got a sock down there or what?
- Paul: Come on guys, focus..
- Louis: When did you get so big?
- Paul: LOUIS!
- Harry: Niall, what's your grandma's number?
- Niall: huh?!
- Paul: LIAM OFF THE COMPUTER!
- Liam: But we're staying up all night with Payne
- Paul: ZAYN LEAVE YOUR HAIR ALONE
- Zayn: but it's only 5cm tall today...
- Paul: NIALL, YOU CAN'T EAT SOAP!
- Paul: LOUIS GET YOUR HAND OFF HARRY'S PENIS
- Paul: HARRY STOP ENJOYING IT.
- Paul: *to himself* How did I get stuck babysitting these homosexuals?
”Hi my name’s Lux and my 7 months of existing has been 100 times better than your whole life.”
yes.
(Source: payneisbeautiful)
